Custom gaming rigs built to your budget. We can get you playing Borderlands 3 at 1080p and 70fps for around $500 or Cyberpunk at 4k 120fps for around $1500 and everything in-between or beyond. We can blast the thing with RGB or make it so sleek and stealth that you’ll forget you’re even alive. It doesn’t even have to be for gaming. Nobody said you can’t have a cool looking and fast computer for office work. It’s not like it’ll cost more than that brand new optiplex or whatever boring nonsense is out there.

Speaking of boring nonsense, we also have refurbished and used optiplexes or whatever. Basic office laptops and desktops, whatever you need. They’re boring, but they’re cheap as heck. Perfect if you just need to get work done and don’t care what your silly computer looks like. Cheap but not slow. We make sure they are capable of traversing the modern cyberworld or metaverse or AI digital crypto-rizz… idk I don’t keep up with the latest buzzwords.

If you don’t even care how fast the thing is and just need something that will turn on and pay your bills at least before the end of the month, we have some super old and dusty stuff that we’ll trade you for whatever’s in your wallet and a gluten free frozen pizza. Get over here and plug in to the matrix already, everyone is waiting and you’re out of excuses.

If you’re a nerd like us, you might also be interested in our guided build option, where we’ll invite you into the shop to build your custom computer under guidance. You’ll get the experience needed to maintain and upgrade your computer without the worries of blowing the whole thing up because you put 0.0068 picograms too much thermal paste.

We also have some pre-built gaming rigs laying around most of the time if you just want to pour money out of your wallet and leave with a computer in the span of 58 seconds. Custom builds take about 2 weeks as a reference.

I would post some pictures, but as you can see, we’re going for the whole “text only” vibe with the website and I can’t go ruining the vibes for the sake of pushing sales and running a business. Basically, if it’s a computer and it obeys the laws of physics, then we can build it.